How cool is this? You can get a personalised slab of Marshmellow! Send them your picture and they will print it onto the marshmellow and send it to you!
You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary –Flump Face.
Just upload a high quality photo of you, your mate, your dog or anyone you like and we'll immortalise them on a chunky A4 slab of marshmallow. With its moreish vanilla flavour you'll be quite literally stuffing your face in no time. It's like a sweeter, slightly more wrinkly version of yourself that you can twist, rip, lick, slap, stretch or just gnaw on like a ravenous dog grabbing a chew toy.
There's a highly satisfying "voodoo doll" element to them too; now you can feast on your ex's beautiful eyes, dunk them in hot chocolate or toast them on the BBQ – make sure they meet a sticky end.
It puts other personalised photo gifts to shame, so forget about lousy printed canvases and the likes of schmoonpig.com – this is the single greatest thing to ever flop out of a printer.
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